"The
Singer's Heart" by Harris Merton Lyon
McClure's Magazine,
July, 1908
By Doug Boilesen, 2023
The phonograph, imitated by vaudeville
performer Harry Barnes playing the record "When We Were a Couple
of Kids," is the only reference to the phonograph in this short
story. Nevertheless, it's in the PhonoLiterature Library because
a single reference may seem insignificant but it's another example
of how the phonograph and its records were part of daily life and
popular culture in 1908.
Harry Barnes, an old vaudeville actor
who felt like his prime may have passed as a performer, was pitched
an idea by his agent to help Barnes get his name in print one more
time.
“Now here’s a chance,”’ went on
the agent, in a confidential tone. ‘‘No money in it, of course,
but, as I said, there’s a chance to get into print. Some sort of
a newsboys’ benefit bunch is going to get together Sunday night
and give a little entertainment fer the kids up in Beals’ gymnasium
on the Bowery. They’re callin’ for volunteers among the actors.
You take your monologue stunt down there and get onto the program.
The newspapers always plays up this newsboy dope strong and you'll
get a good mention sure. Clip the notices and then you've got somethin’
to flash. See?” (p. 292)
Harry "imitated
a wheezy phonograph playing “When We Were a Couple of Kids”;
Harry's performance was a great success:.
For two hours the entertainment
went on, speeches and official plans interspersed with the antics
of Barnes. Was there anything he could not do? He mimicked birds
and animals; he imitated a wheezy phonograph playing “When We Were
a Couple of Kids”; he recited “The Raven” and “Paul Revere’s Ride”;
he gave a cutting from Dickens and one from Sheridan Knowles; he
showed how Joe Jefferson played Rip Van Winkle, how Sol Smith Russell
did “A Poor Relation.”
School-Days (or 'when
we were a couple of kids') by Cobb & Edwards, Gus Edwards
Music Pub. Co., 1512 Broadway, New York, published 1907. Courtesy
of Lester S. Levy Sheet Music Collection, Johns Hopkins).
Listen to "School
Days, When We Were a Couple of Kids" sung by Byron G. Harlan,
Victor 10" Black Label single-sided disc No. 5086, recorded
on February 26, 1907 (Record label and recording courtesy of David
Giovannoni Collection).
All the next day he
did not leave his room, save at meal times; for he wished to be
alone and hug his exultation. To the four flat walls he repeated
snatches of the things he had done the night before; up and down
the rag carpet he smirked and grimaced and laughed and jigged. He
sang the songs that had “taken” so well. He went through certain
gestures and then deliberately exaggerated them, in a high goodhumor.
He was as young again as on the day when he had signed his first
contract. He puffed out his chest, looked at himself in the glass
with mock seriousness, and then, when the pent-up good feeling burst
out in his merry eye, he winked it gleefully and said: ‘‘Oh, you
divvil, you! You old blatherskiting divvil!”
At half-past four
he went down to the corner and bought a copy of the Star, the late
edition which had the dramatic news in it....
After a few minutes he ceased reading
and sat, picking at the edge of the paper, staring into the blankness
of the little room. He stayed thus immovable for a long, long time,
and then slowly the tears slipped across his cheeks, down on the
forgotten “notice,” his throat ached with a tender sobbing, and
he bowed his head into the newspaper.
He was thinking of the children;
he had made them laugh and cry. And this was the thrill, once more,
of the singer’s heart.
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